You're girlfriend reminds me of Mr.Ed. "A horse is A horse, Of course Of course, That is of course, unless the horse, is the famous Mr. Ed!"

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'I had nothing to lose by saying it out loud, although i did scare them off for a bit...'

I don't believe in second chances. If you fucked up once, you'll do it again.

wanna be a billionaire, me too so i can count a be cashing hundreds on you to

I said maybe I don't really wanna know How your garden grows cos I just wanna fly Lately did you ever feel the pain In the morning rain as it soaks you to the bone! Maybe I will never be All the things that I wanna be But now is not the time to cry Now's

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'Well, this is awkward.'

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Have I told you lately that I love you?

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My heart has been hurt to many times :( its time iLock it away in a cold ass box...time to be heartless <\3

In some situations you just can't win, it's like a compassionate hug, whilst holding a knife, good intentions, potentially bad outcome...-David Carey

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the awkward moment when you wonder who the fuck is sophia as why is she calling you - playing The Heist on your Iphone

POETS DAY = Piss Off Early Tomorrows Saturday

flingin' marshmallows it cunts ciz it's an insult in yer scheme!

the hot blonde at Walgreens ;-)

More pulling power than a Massey Ferguson

Changing all the lyrics in a song to "Mo"

The akward moment when my pet unicorn eats my giraffes food and pukes:)

that awkward moment when you're Amy Booker and everything is awkward

Everyone knows a ninja called LOKI!!

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we all know a marc, ........

You know you go to freyberg when the girls' rugby team has the best record in the school (because the boys couldn't play to save themselves)

We were given: two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find.

When a girl tells you about her problems it does not mean that she's complaining...... it means She trusts you.

Squeezing ur mans ass while having sex cause ur a top class kinky cunt;)

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what's yours is mine baby....to the bath we must go!

Being so drunk you wake up and swallow your mouthwash thinking it's a shot

pretending that your a harry potter character with a stick dressed in your mothers dress :)

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HAHAHA...don't SKANDLE MANDLE...

Im already taken <3 Trey Songz

Humming the SAAS queue song in the shower because you've spent so much time on the phone to the bastards!

approving a friendship request only so you can stalk their pictures