I hate it when you fall in love with a guy, and it turns out he's gay and throws cheeseburgers at his boyfriend.

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when you're so stressed out in a relationship that you have to use your girlfriends boobs as stress balls

the awkward moment when becca the blightweight falls asleep and you draw on her face

Following the riots in Tottenham i think its important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists ,the vast majority are in fact drug dealers and rapists ........:P

Before you copy paste any warnings in your status GOOGLE IT! Most are fake...

Wish we could take back the things we have said in the past.

Sometimes love is like a shooting star, fleetingly beautiful, so intense that it can't last. It outshines everything else then burns up and disappears before you know it. All you can do is enjoy every tiny moment and when it's over make a wish that it lead

waking up and finding yourself in Sonny Bill Williams bed :L

Goin Ta de Fleadh ta get de shift off Marie.. for 3 seconds

Nate Perry is a "Like whore".

i hate those stupid girls who aren't happy with their man, but still stay with them because of the time they've WASTED with them...

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dumping your boyfriend because he cant flip his hair like harry styles.

Oi bitch; Sometimes I wish I could smack you in the mouth!

Oooh ... just shut up and kiss me!

Colour coding my study notes coz I am a retard and in kindergarten.

..Whats Tha Point In Dealing When U Dont Answer Your Blower..U Fackin Mag..!!

babe, you know how you like to grab my ass? next time check how firm it is. that is a symbol of how firm my love is for ya!

shopping's your addiction black ops is mine.;)

Bieng a festival facebook page and ignoring melon

Breaking up with your ex.. NEK Minute, you have a social life.

girl, can't you see how beautiful you are?

You would think the guy on the direct line advert would learn not to serve the looney man and woman!

the awkward moment when you go out with a friends cousin then brother

There is always two sides to a story,why am i the bad guy ?

using day and night cream cause you're an ugly fuck

You better have home insurance, cos am gunna smash ur Back Doors in!

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You can see the happiness in eyes.... But you cant feel the pain hiding behind those eyes

I don't mean to brag but I'm Samoan

zash der sknits

I hate the new facebook chat noise!!

we all know a megan who's had her backdoors kicked in than niddrie burn

hi im tom turner, and im a fag

Hey, I'm going to get a random piercing just for the sake of it! I like to jump on band wagons, like everyone else!

aww.. thats no good.. you must be feeling pretty bad.. well come fuck me? ill make you feel better :P

if i could have one more hug,i wouldnt let go.