Getting stoned like a whore in a burka

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your heart is like an iphone if you let it fall it will get broken
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Not copying and pasting your way through high school, but actually writing properly and in your own words cause you're not a lazy illiterate cunt.
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The awkward moment the juniors cant handle a bike for shit at the world champs at Copenhagen Denmark 2011
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The awkward 10 years you have been calling snape from harry potter, snake
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Being a broke college student.
Carlo Diggin for President
Giving your friends the, "Imploring" face during a test.
Im Creepy And I Know It !!!!
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"I wasn't that drunk!" You gave a sock to a midget yelling "Dobby you're free"
Josh Potter has a serious drinking problem
Creating your own facebook like :)
Dial-A-Hoagie
Taking your Rangers top off after a long day of being Scotlands shame
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STR8 H8, FML! Let's kill everybody! ....JK, I'm not a faggot.
There are those who dream and wish and there are those who dream and work.
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