"everyone shut the f*ck up" *answers phone* ":D hi mom"

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who ever made this like if I had gun with only 2 bullets and was alone in a room with saddam huissene, osama bin laden and justin bieber I would shoot justin bieber..... twice well duh because saddam hussein and osama bin laden are dead !
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having to hire a night porter for you house to make sure the one night stands don't steal the good silver on the way out!
sending a racist joke to a black guy, cause your a fearless bastard!
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Putting your kids up for adoption when you realise that they don't like Harry Potter
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Zeroin on the target like a marksman, The target is you.
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