We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. <3

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DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing causes an infection called mononucleosis -Bananas make alot of people react allergically -Chicken soup hasn't really been proven to make you feel better. -Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you... In Kindergarten. -rubbing y

Not cheating on the Maths A assignment because you're a well behaved cunt.

The panic every girl feels when she cant remember if she turned off her straightener

The bad feeling your old friendships are almost gone

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Having a car without a licence because your cool like that

Getting Sucked Into The Ditches On Bendy Roads

Yes, I'm a guy. I can stay completely calm while you are "being a bitch".

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now if you're trying to break my heart, it's working cause you know that that should be me

Don't Start NO iSH, Won't be NO iSH.

the awkward moment you feel a fizzle in your balls.....

'oi you lil cunt get that talcom powder of ya face!' "nan please....thats his skin colour"

gurny cunts on facebook lol

If Steve Jobs had his iPhone jailbroken, the world would be a better place.

MEAT HEADS UNITE!

going too your friends house and eating all there food-.-'

We all know a Richie who can't scout in Evony

Danger Meese Opticians

Sutter Creek Heart & Soul

Calling your dick clark kent because you superman dat hoe.

SPOONBOOK = THE REASON FACEBOOK IS NOW BANKRUPT...

must you keep poking me like that!?

Summer 2010 was way better than this shitty summer. =/

Hate being ignored.....:/

Don't upgrade to iPhone 4.0

i hate it when i leave my keys at chace crawford's place :(

The awkward moment when you realise your surname sounds like Tosser and that everybody hates you...

smackin' your baby because they wont shut up while your listening to your ipod

We all have that one small friend that nobody messes with because hes a small fucking ninja!

Ur playing hard to get now? Did u forget that you were whipped in ur whole previous relationship :)

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It sucks when the girl you want is already taken

if she only knew..

they say "school is like a boner, long and hard..... but i end it with, "not if you're asian, then it's short and soft"

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