Jesus had a speech impediment, what he was really saying was, "the geek shall inherit the earth"

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"can you smell that?" "no, what is it?" "bulllshit!"
Hugging your laptop for warmth.
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JAM THAT HYPE YOU ONLY GOT 2 FOLLOWERS
the mutual boredom everyone if feeling at the moment
when ever im around my crush, i've always get that nervous feeling.
I think people who smack when they eat should be SMACKED when they eat!!
You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest
If ure a parent who choses to wear your pyjamas when u take your kidz to school.. U want a fuckin slap ya scruffy cow!!!
If you got a hot body show it
Im Grunde genommen is es a so
Jesus Loves you
Gluing a apple to your face, Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Creepy guy: Knuckle Touch ; Me: Fuck off you creepy freak!
Letting Bob the builder fix your relationships
Kurumbal
Every1 has that ex that they always run back to , it just so happens that your mines and he's yours ...
That moment of devastation after spending a whole minute twirling spaghetti on your fork and just as you put it in your mouth it falls off.
Being shit at studying.
oh you have girlfriend now? No wonder why i have'nt seen you in 10 years.
ENGLAND :D THROUGH AND THROUGH !!
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Alright.... Gay,Lesbian,Bi; I think it's time you've realized we've already accepted you(get over it)....But the transvestite's; Hell fucken no! so case closed.
I was alive when killarney heights high brawled in darling harbour and made the paper
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