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we all know a skanger with a peugeot 206!

Talking so much shite your friend has to turn off his hearing aid

Charlie Richards is a whore.

When i was your age, i lost my tooth. not my virginty.

I love you Mitchell, no homo. xD

if only they knew

im sick of always having to put in all the effort.

Fuck swagger, you been jacking, fuck fly, I am fashion

Pissing in the sink

fuck you make me angry hfjebfjbefhbwefebfkhqwfbqefh

Trickle Treat Plumbing

Leaving out the last page in your test because you're an idiot

i like potato wedges

Not gluing shit on animals because you have better things to do with your life.

On a scale from 1 to "living in canberra" how bored are you?

My math teacher asked me to write a problem on the board...so i wrote "1<3U"..."Um, U isnt a number" Teachers dont get anything -_-

FRASER TACO CAT SMITH

Stephanie Booth is an attention seeker and creates false profiles

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why is your chin so big?

Why did they even allow rebecca black to upload a video to youtube?

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Facebook needs a dislike button.

Having noo trust or belief in females cause there all the same either lead you own & fuck you around or use you for whatever they can & fuck ya mates

You-Hey i Got a new laptop

To whomever wrote this, ARE YOU F'ING RETARDED!!!, YOU NEVER, EVER USE A LIVE DONOR FOR A HEART TRANSPLANT!!!! EVER!!!! If she were to survive the procedure, a highly unlikely event, she would be bedridden, and on too many pain meds to worry about her boyf

Don't be fallin' in love as she's walking out the door.

The awkward moment when you queef a pickle.

'Buying a sandwich-maker, so you can dump your girlfriend.' Sandwich-makers TOAST sandwiches, not make them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pornhub is down, Your mums facebook will do

We think we need so many useless things, when all we really need is time to breathe.

that awkward moment when you are turned down for a pint with your best mate LOL

"I love Mum, but Fcuk she's a dickhead!"

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When you say something funny, and in the distance a random person or group coincidentally laughs and you say... "See they thought it was funny too"

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I HAV CUTS ON MY HAND DUE TO SUM BITCH ..........................!