Putting down your goon sack after a hard day of spending the tax payers money.

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The past is our definition. We may strive, with good reason, to escape it, or to escape what is bad in it, but we will escape it only by adding something better to it.

if you love me you would...

All you do is make me feel like a bitch when i'vent even done anything...thx alot but im not the one who is the bitch, think about it :'(

I want six pack abs

iWant you to be mine; but yet your with her://

My body comes first, you second^^

I wish i could go back to a point in my life and changed everything... so it would work out better with you :)

EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN: ~ MONDAY: shufflin TUESDAY: shufflin WEDNESDAY: shufflin THURSDAY: shufflin FRIDAY: can't shuffle today... gotta get down on friday SATURDAY: shufflin SUNDAY: shufflin with JESUS <3

"I'm am the situation" "No mate, you're the we have a situation"

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Dumping your Girlfriend Via Catapult.

shaggin yer enemy's bird for revenge cos ur a mad cunt

I say I do but I really don't because it's u that I really want And we can do what u really want Girl we grown And if he ain't gon treat u right Then I ain't gon treat u wrong That's my word And she heard so many lies She don't kno what's true or no

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Pissing off the bear

Are you always this annoying or only when you're speaking to me?!!

yonkipin weather

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pornhub is down, Your mums facebook will do

SECRETS KOOL-AID DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk9Dcj5vvrI

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Slapping your nephew on the bum because your an insest fuck ;)

hair is for the shittest of cunts.

i dont have a drinking problem, i drink, i get drunk, i fall down... its easy

Are you shitting my arse?

I know, she is eating me from inside & some day she is gonna leave me forever but then i realise....its all same with her too !!

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Giving free curry sauce to good looking girls cos you're a gent!

Halloween, an excuse for beurs to dress like sluts an be accepted.

Referring to all guys as "cunt"

SHIT Churchill look a suicide bomber 'Oh Fuck'

Imagine Brooke jouin In a doggy door

Harry: I whip my hair back and forth, whip my hair back and forth, whip my hair.. Voldemort: Yeah but I whip my nose back and forth! Oh,wait.

Your penis is HUGE

Kneecapping babies

grandma has a life too

being asked why you dont talk and saying im too bored