I understand you 'hate' me, but really? Let's be mature.

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Nowadays, i like you, means more than i love you

Fox reportedly "KIKD HIM IN TEH NUTZ" and screamed "FAGGOT!", turning him down.

I'll floor the two of yous !!!

I don't smoke but i keep a match box in my pocket. When my heart slips towards sin, I burn a match stick and heat my palm with it. Then I say to myself, Ali you can't bear this heat, then how would you bear the unbearable heat of hell?

calling your vagina minnie mouse coz mickey's always up there

the awkward moment when emmet doyle thinks he won the euromillions !

Joining a group to express the way you feel then realising you are a complete tool.

NICE AND SNUG, I BOUGHT A NEW RUG, BUT I STEPPED ON A PLUG, NOW I LOOK LIKE A MUG, WISH IT WAS A BUG, THEN I WOULDNT HAVE RUINED MY UGGS, I THINK I NEED A HUG.

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Calling your penis your penis because it's your penis.

Overly affectionate couples on facebook annoy me

Gossip Girl is the Chuck and Blair show.

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when you're are so stressed out in a relationship that you have to use your girlfriends boobs as stress balls

"JUST BECAUSE I DON'T COME AROUND,DOES'NT MEAN I DON'T LOVE U" I CAN LOVE YOU FROM A DISTANCE"

i still dream of you every now and then.....

the world will end tomorrow.(or something like that)

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we all know a guy called norton who rekons he has a mullet, but really just has a mowhawk.

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Life's like a box of chocolate, once you finish the chocolates, they put you in the box.

cranking the RATM only to realise it's not 1995 anymore

Boy 1:Oi cunt y did u steal my phone, Boy 2:dude were best friends nd anyway i was only playing a game, Boy 1:haha i kno i was only jking, u can use my phone any time bro.

I'm Snow white and the 7 dwarves was my idea.

Spider Spider On The Wall, You Think Your Smart, You Know Fuck All, Your On A Wall That Just Got Plasterd, Now Your Stuck You Silly Bastard, :L

[00:15:21] Carla Sammon: one day you will realise how much i cared about you and i wont care and you will be even fatter and hairier and still sat on facebook going idle once you've finished liking a million ggroups because you have no friends and no one t

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awkard moment when the paki from platinum gym steals your money and goes home to pakistan

I was a Dominator in Lineage 2

The awkward moment when Tupac, Elvis n Osama Bin Laden make a comeback special....

R.I.P Christopher 'Topher' Nash you will be missed. We love you.<3