I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Girl: Hey dad, people at school say my feet are small, why are they so small? Dad: Nothing grows in the shade. Girl: What do you mean? Dad: Well big feet, small boobs, Small feet, big boobs. Girl: OOOOOH:)!

Hugging your laptop for warmth.

I've been walked on, used and forgotten and I don't regret one moment of it because in those moments, I've learned a lot. I've learned who I can trust and can't. I've learned the meaning of friendship. I've learned how to tell when people are lying and whe

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When I get a bleeding nose, my parents still look at me as if I picked it

Shamrock Rovers would have done a better job than arsenal

you play rune scape oh cool so do i

Earthquake sensitive people

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There are 3 types of purse holders: 1. Covers the side because she is over-protective 2. on her elbow because shes tired of using it on her sholder or it hurts 3. small purse for parties or just doesnt want to put much stuff in case it gets stolen 4. the

that awkward moment when Mourinho pokes you in the eye...

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Dear Boys, I'm a typical teenage girl; I complain about most things about me ( weight, looks, hair, etc.) I go out to have fun, and not flirt with guys. I get upset over things that shouldn't upset me. I can take a joke, but only to a certain extent. I do

taking the piss outta folk with a talent cus it makes you feel better

Like if your girlfriend dreams about Justin Bieber over you

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"why the fuck in hell do people like you .............. Your uglier than my mom"

being as rank as bena

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iPhone 4S should be renamed to iPhone 4Steve Jobs! In memory of Steve Jobs RIP! 1955-2011

You can do what you please, i'm not stopping you, but know when you come back i might not be around and later you'll come to realise you won't see me around again.

Yu Can Talk To Anybody How Ever The Fk Yu Want But When Yu Talk To Me, Talk To With Some Respect!

I played with the baby mobile on Google on 22nd July 2011

The awkward moment when a little fat kid tells you he can run like Ezio.

Sorry dear but when you wear black.. you look like a kansas city Whore :P

we all know a dog named jess

playing rugby 08 on my ps2 cause im a mad cunt

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GO ON TWITTER AND SAY “#TinyRhinoTime” IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT! PLEASE??

Hugs from behind

Keep talkin shit..one of these times your going to regret it

girls that dont have slutty nose piercings

Oh great! now every cool thought i have, people are gonna think i saw it on facebook

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