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Relationships are like a card game. You start off with 2 Hearts and a Diamond, then end up wishing you had a Club and Spade.
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i handle girls like i handle my car... write them off
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Hate the guy that says "thats funny" instead if actually laughing!
That awkward moment when you thought your phone wasn't muted, after having a separate conversation with people around you other than the one that was taking place on the phone.
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Today I was approached by a homeless man who asked if i had any change I only had two dimes, but i gave it to him anyways. As i watched him walk away, he put the dimes in someone's expired parking meter Someone who can't afford to feed himself but helps ot
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Nan STFU " O__O "
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ONE DIRECTION NEED TO COME TO BELFAST ASAP!
Fine. Be like that then.
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Fortune favours the brave.
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Like if you think Ben Bellis is sexy, or not so much. :P
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