High fiving yourself in the mirror when your gettin it on!

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"ayo confiance kot to eT?'...---dan to fesse..xPeii...
p p p p diddy yo oyo nintendo comprendo?!?!?!?!
Being Irish and having an Irish first name
Living alone with 27 goats
Wittyprofiles.com is nothing more than a site for moronic ternage girls who wouldn't know wit if it smacked the upside the head
God, please give back Micheal Jackson. We are willing to trade you Justin Bieber
I wasn't that drunk! -Dude you played 'Got your nose' with Voldermort..
count to to 100. ok, 2, 100. Teacher sighs
You know I get jealous, so why rub it in my face
L-legs
Don't miss your chance to grab a new iPhone4 for $85.00 at http://www.ezy-bid.com EZY-BID Auctions online for cheapest iphone.
"LOW KEY G"
I guess wearing head phones and not speaking doesn't really signal "Fuck Off " well enough to some people.
Hello Justin Bieber. I want to play a game. Throughout the years you have soiled the meaning of good music. There? will be consequences. The device attached to your abdomen will trigger in 75 seconds, sending a metal bar up your ass. Your chances at surviv
Gossip Girl is the Chuck and Blair show.
EDM Ent.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Blowing the whistle on your airplane life jacket because you're an attention seeking cunt
Hate when your friends tell you about someone warning you about them but you dont listen and in the end up there right :/
the awkward moment when you say "get the lines oot" and the mad cunt fi college actually gets them oot
Cosmetics are for color, not filler......so maybe U just shouldn't.......
My hero & bestfriend Dillon Caldwell fell from a 100+ ft cliff and survived <3
The Awkward moment when Blake can't throw a Gridiron ball!
Singing romantic songs when your flatmate brings back someone
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
your mother is so fat, when she sat on a iphone, she invented the iflat.
sometime the only way i can explain stuff is by saying "yup that's my life!"
"she's do for a poke when the tv's broke"
your heart is like an iphone if you let it fall it will get broken
a regular facebook
Eating melted Ice Lollies will KILL you!
Gandhuu!
the horizontal hula
dumping your boyfriend because he isnt a member of one direction
relationships end because once the person has got you they stop doing the things it took to get you
I'm amazingly amazing. ;D
High Beams Arent HIDS Stupid, So turn them off.
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