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Sometimes people mix up ''your'' and ''you're'' when typing. This annoys other people.
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telling strangers (and friends) to fellate her imaginary big black phallus because secretly she is suffering from penis envy.
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That innocent friend who joins all the badass groups
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The all new Honda Leg-end
The amount of shit that comes out of Corey's mouth
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When I fart, you will be the second to know
my mouth speaks no words , but my head is screaming fuck you
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There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of
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shaggin a dwarf tae make yer pecker look huge
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dating a black girl cause you like chicken
that awkward moment when m run, and youre still uglyy:)
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