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getting I.D.'d by the fit girl behind the counter when buying alcohol because she blatently wants to know more about me. if only my driving licence stated my penis size on aswell!
random party fail
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FREECELLSEX
Well isn't that a fucking cock-up!!
i loe my friends
lads do it dirtier !
When life hands you lemons...rape.
Shooting at Gomes from 40 yards
'you can rub my lamp any day Gary, cuz you are my genie in my bottle'
turning off your game after a long day of being Ethan.
Oh, you're from Millaa...
The akward moment when your sitting in a parked bus and the truck beside you moves and you thing Bella has knocked the handbrake and your rolling backwards
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We all know a dog shagger called dylan..
FUNKTION Nightclub Enniscrone
Aww, that's sweet. now how many girls have you said that to?
friend 1:OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guess what!!!
That awkward moment when they don't need drugs but they sell what you've got....
Seems like everyone I know is getting pregnant, and I'm just sitting here, doodling
shaking her ghetto booty with tasha purcell on a saturday night
negociosenred
The solution to every problem, I'll stick the kettle on!
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awkard moment when the paki from platinum gym steals your money and goes home to pakistan
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
Silly me. I thought the lie you told me was the truth.
Everybody has that or is that one friend that Will 1.) Quote their Faveorite Movies 2.) Go into Their faveorite Chacrter and 3.) Get you to quote or you get them to quote with you :D
Why Da Fuck Are Yall Still Together When Yall Are Alwayz Fighting & Arguing?
Pull up your pants! You look like an idiot!!!
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No one gives a shit Manchester United beat Arsenal. So, shut the fuck up!
i want you, i just dont need your freinds that come with you
Oh no, don't worry about me.. It's not like I have feelings or anything.
Forgetting to turn your sexy off before bed and waking up covered in sandwiches ;)
having the Chariots of Fire theme on repeat when you go running.
That awkward moment when you put a "x" on a work email
i think it is weird how a shaving cut ( from a razor) doesnt hurt until it hits water and then a paper cut ( FROM PAPER) hurts instintaniously and painfully. WTF
that awkward moment when amanda smokes the rouch <3
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