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If ya postin bout Kony i feel bad for ya son,he snatched 99 children and your status save none
The awkward moment when you lift a baby up in the air and they vomit on you
Hunting lions with Jordan Soma
The awkward moment when ASDA 24hrs shuts at 10 on a Saturday
young, free and single oh yes!!
Having 3 stupid but funny mates so you feel like the Inbetweeners
Sellotaping your friends mouth, because you want them to shut up :)
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subaru impreza- the one occassion that you can be proud to say you have an STI...
you say america is run by Jews? fair enough, but Britain is now run by Muslims :(
While You SCREAM At Your Woman, There's A Man Wishing He Could Talk SOFTLY In Her Ear. While You HUMILIATE, OFFEND, & INSULT Her, There's A Man FLIRTING With Her & Reminding Her Of How WONDERFUL She Is. While You HURT Your Woman, There's A Man WISHING He C
why even though you s**t all over me in the past do i still love you and would do anything for you?
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Not using republican precedents because you're a fearless bastard.
Looking for something and freaking out about it, then finding it in a place you swore you've looked before.
Having a cleavage without appearing flat chested from the side unlike some flat chested slags..
Strippers count as cheating.....how'd you like it if I went and stared at another man's dick or paid him to rub it all over me?
Disney Piglet
storing treats in your bellybutton
i didn't slap you. I high fived your face :D
This dude really likes every status my girl post
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Shamrock Rovers would have done a better job than arsenal
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Thinking of an awesome idea while lying in bed, and forgetting it the next morning.
Lesbian: you are messed! You:I'm not the lesbian here! Lesbian: you rascist bitch!!!! You: rascist?? Derpa derpa!
we all have a friend that looks chinese.
Facebook Ask WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND..?? Ameeto Ask WHAT YOU ARE DONG..?? Twitter Ask WHAT'S HAPPENING..?? WEB ROCKS..!!
i just put a smiley face to let you know i'm naked ;)
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playing chess with my koi carp
oh darlin, its going to hit you so fcking hard.
Not changing your facebook name or profile picture for KAOS because you're a fearless cunt
I HATE WHEN YOU TEXT SOMEONE & THEY DONT TEXT YOU BACK. BUT HAVE A WHOLE TEXT CONVO W/ YOU WHENEVA THEY WANT!
we all have that especially slow friend who constantly calls siobhan shannon
being broke and unemployed and turning 33
kieran . . . . . . sux!
going in the garden and pretending to be a gnome, see see if anyone notices..
ah jesus my mickey is wore out studying for these exams!!