You get felt up by boys in Foriegn clubs but when a girl likes my picture all hell breaks loose

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Sharks aren't really the bad guys. If a stranger entered my house wearing nothing but a Speedo, i'd probably attack him too...

The awkward moment when you dress as a black casper the friendly ghost for halloween and start a religion

Shitting yourself, because you know you have a 50% chance of getting 'The Moss'

Muslims called Tom.

Drinking amaretto cause you're a classy bird

Thanking the bird for the shot she bought you last night cos you're a polite wee bastard

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I don't wanna hear you're sorry, I need to feel you are.

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That one friend who always falls down the stairs and is lucky not to get raped at a party ;)

did i say you could spank me bro?

NRL is so popular LOL jks have you seen there crowds?

tomas malinauskas

the awkward moment when Celtic can't win the SPL

The awkward moment when u go out looking for gold but come back a born again Christian

All my friends are big breasted redheads

fuck you, like actually fuck you

When you fall in love and you can do is think about that person

hearts will never be practical until they're made u.n.b.r.e.a.k.a.b.l.e

U kik ma dog nw he ned oporrration! U stink!

If you like his voice, you like auto-tune If you like his hair, you like his stylist If you like his face, you like his make-up artist If you like his music, you like the guy who mixed it If you like his clothes, you like the girl who chose them He didn't

inspiring protocol

I'd bend over backwards for you yet you seem to have forgotten I exist

installing a shift light on your girlfriend so you know when she is about too hit the limiter

OMFG THIS IS THE BEST FUCkING BAND EVER!!!!!: http://www.facebook.com/pages/In-The-Insanity/182968171719122?ref=ts

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Nevermind a blackberry, Wat the F`k is a 4 year old doing with a fone? who's he gonna ring?.. Barnie?

if i was stuck on an island and i could only take one thing with me, i would take Bear Grylls. =D

If you hate Justin Bieber, Why even speak of him ?

Men shouldn't hit women, but every man knows a woman he'd love to kick the shit out of.

That awkward moment Inverness beat Celtic with 3 games to go.

having a life better then that bitch with the ugly shoes

Two peanuts were walking down an alley, one was a salted

Feeling sorry for the people who still think: The world revolves around them.

hyphenate last name because I am successful and proud!

I dont know if you realise this but when your mad im mad, when your sad, im sad when your happy im happy, shows how much you love someone when there moods effect your own <3

We all know that one chick who's just one of the boys