Commenting on your girlfriends statuses because your a committed bastard

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quoting facebook likes in real life cause yer a badass

clicking 'like' cuz it's easier than typin' 'sound/nice one/class' etc etc

when you write a whole paragraph to someone that's got you so mad, but you delete it becuase you know they mean the world to you, and you'd never want to lose them.

There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of

Robert Tsang's Giant Tits.

Stupid drugs, all cos of Dumbo when i was little, all i see now is elephants ballet dancing on the ceiling.

i like carrot cake. lol jks. im not rhys hedges. ;)

woah, you've changed

- ah yur not qe do shiit !(:

It's a parents job to feed their kids breakfast - not the school's job - so start being a parent and make sure you have time to do this each morning!!!

Lucinda Duncan Snores

Awkward moment when a wasp enters your room.

I love you Mitchell, no homo. xD

We all know a guy named Ricky Gervais that is under-appreciated by the aforementioned Conall despite the fact he created The Office and without whom there'd be no US Office

is that your face or did your forehead shit itself?

dogs are like doonas if you hurt them. punching fish.

Prep- Now i want everyone to write a story about what you did on the holidays... Grade 6- Now everyone i want you to write a recount about what you did on the holidays... Year 8- Now everybody i want you to write a reflection on what you did on your holi

the awkward moment when your friends housemate walks in after u had sex with them the night before

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn

suckin' on my tiddies like you wanted me callin' me all the time!

"Did you do the homework?" "We had homework?"

I want to be the girl he's scared to lose; the one where he can't walk away from knowing she's mad at him, the one he cant live without!

Cam's massive nose.

Hey babe, I think it's time we start seeing other people......Oh hey look! There's a person, and another person! Well I've seen all the people I need to for today, how about you?

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theres always that one girl,who's body you cant stop looking at<3

When people overexpose their pictures to hide their ugliness.

chillin in my snuggie

Getting verbally abusive on mario kart

she has a face on her like a blind cobblers thumb!

Yes, John Patrick Mcguinness this page is about you.

The awkward moment when you try to fuck becky gibbons but you can't find the whole because she is so fat ! (:

Rodney petermichel . Damn it man!

stroking your mustache & re-fueling your van after a hard day of being Luke Vare

i DONT make potions in the shower out of shampoo bottles n conditioner and pretend their my minions and im there kingg, LOL JOKES im Ayrton Innis ;)

I will always love you no matter what happens... and i know this because you have hurt me once before and i still love you no matter what.<3

The awkward moment when an Asian guy thinks he's black..