One day when I run out of patience I will rape you..

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Mumford and Sons taught me its OK for a man to show his emotions.

when friends randomly turn on you (Y)

Putting down your goon sack after a hard day of spending the tax payers money.

you dropped something, my jaw :D

The meaning of .l.o.v.e. : Lovely. Orgasms. Vaginas. Etc..

that one person who you always share your snack with, but they never share their own

There's Many Fish In The Sea , But I Want My Own Nemo ♥

Who needs Lionel Messi when you have Ross Barkley

communication isn't just a skill; it's an attitude.....

------------------ Wide Awake ------ cant sleep awake ----- takes a while to sleep sleepy ----- nod of for 10-30mins tired ------ sleep in 20min for few hours over tired ----- cant sleep extremely tired ----- lie down and in a way faint and sleep for age

LOL at sluts who describe themselves as"complicated" to cover up"whore"&personality-less brat who pretends to be easy going by molding to her company so that she can ****,always in a dif relationship but never long term bc she cheats &/or exposes her fake

The sounds female tennis players make when hitting the ball.

Not studying for SOR tomorrow cause lets face it, who studies for SOR..

Walking around acting like you're better than everyone else becuz you read namaz

I member when rihanna use to say dont dont stop the music now she is asking people whats's her name.

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Risking a fart when you have diarrhoea

The day hip-hop changed the world was so good 92% of people listen to pop music and 8% of people listen to hip-hop and r&b. LIKE this if your that 8%

sex,drugs n rock n roll

WE HATE YOUR DA.

Du er da ikke damp... Du er "lettere aktiv"

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The awkward moment when Samuel Jackson gets eaten by a shark and you have to hang out with LL Cool J instead

sometimes i like to stand in front of the toaster and try not to flinch when the toast comes out

The awkward moment when David Haye blames his pinky toe for losing his belt

Your mate already told me you fancy me, so why turn away everytime a look at you from across the bar? Pfft!

Taking off your push up bra after a hard day of being Jasmine Cannon.

i don't really feel the same & hiding this was such a shame. so through my tears & pain i'll try, to admit my wrongs & my lies. with my cold beatless heart you treasured, but with him i found beatless pleasure. so yes the rumors you heard are true but i ne

I don't care about your relationship. You don't need to tell the rest of facebook. NO ONE CARES and everyone actually hates the both of you now for constantly reminding us :)

That awkward moment when awkward moment posts create a paradox

Gluing balloons to your chimney so it looks like you're the old guy from Up!

Girl's on Facebook : OMG , i love him so much ... He's justt going to ignore me.. "I wonder what i did wrong" ?? (love quotes] - Bitch stfu and move the fuckq on !!!!

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