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The horrible moment when you take a step, hear a crunch, and know you've stepped on a snail
stealin ashtrays kiz yer a fearless bastard
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The awkward moment when all your friends call you a faggot and tell you to die..
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Yeah okay DJ Scar is NOT shagging her way up the hardcore ladder.......
Getting shot by a black guy. Because you were preeching about how his power level is over 9000.
im sick of always having to put in all the effort.
Taking your Braehead Clan jersey off after a long day of being awesome.
"xoxo gossip bush".
Yes I've realised your a prick, And no I will never speak to you again!!
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the awkwerd moment when your cara thompson.
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I see you true colours now!! oj, I'm colour blind lol
Sure if me auntie had balls She'd be me uncle
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<3 being taken care of when I am sick <3
Receiving a knighthood for your service to bitches