Dear 2012, i love you very dearly. i almost love you as much as 2013 so please dont kill me.

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Dear girls. By "being a bitch", you make yourself look retarded. Sincerely, a perfectly sane guy.
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Bongs
There's something special about a man in uniform!
Like this if you want to share me with your partner.
Obama has created the cure for AIDS! too bad he dumped it into the ocean
Seeing a pretty girl and not losing self esteem because you're not stupid.
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SASTRICAS
Having more friends isn't always the BEST, as we'd NEVER have time for them all. If you can't find the time to see loads of friends then it's probably just the same as not having many at all.
Tying knots in your ratty to simulate anal beads because you're a sick gay cunt.
Oh, Get Over Yourself!
emile heskey has more goals than andy carroll this season
throwing something and making the noise it makes when you throw it
Keitty Paevere
- ah yur not qe do shiit !(:
'a world that is crowded with people could still be a very lonely place.'
If you think your so ugly stop taking photos of yourself and put a paper bag on your head.
Telling Cammy O'Hara to fuck off
Chasing Ginger People.
that My PC was fixed by ITmentors.co.uk
Lo vi amo più di ogni altra cosa. <3
you should only be allowed to be excited about the weekend if you're employed!
Let's be honest, if u really cared about me you'd do something about it... but ur not..
i flirt with guys, drink there drink, smoke there weed, spend there money then send em home dry coz i'm a fukkin top bitchh :P
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Stupid drugs, all cos of Dumbo when i was little, all i see now is elephants ballet dancing on the ceiling.
that one person who you always share your snack with, but they never share their own
being a stubborn cunt.
I wish I could have GlaDOS with me all the time as a potato, there'd be an abundance of sarcastic humour making day to day life enjoyable... and she couldn't kill me
That proud moment when you shower with door open bcoz ur hung like a horse ;)
sometimes I hide statuses from everyone except the person I'm talking about
Having arguments through "like" pages just so you can say "oh that wasn't aimed at you"
Not everyone is meant to stay in your life forever... Sometimes they are only there long enough to fuck everything up.
we all know a girl named nadine who has a clatty clout & smells of stale fish ..
fifa 12 achievement- win a trophy with arsenal
the awkward moment when you say "get the lines oot" and the mad cunt fi college actually gets them oot
Devastated after spilling your hot cuppa tea on your hand after walking the massive journey with out a dribble.
Commenting of each other's Facebook posts because no one else will.
not going to class because you haven't done your homework